me: Hey Violet, have you ever shop lifted before?
V: Noooowah! Are you serious? No way, jesse!
me: Geez, I’m just asking.
(a few minutes later…)
V: Oh no!
V: I have!
me: You have what?
V: You! You made me a thief!
me: What the hell are you talking about, Violet?
V: When we go shopping at the co-op.
V: When we go grocery shopping and you snack on things from the bins, like those little chocolate covered almonds. You’ve offered me some before and I ate them!
me: Oh my gawd, Violet, everyone does that. That’s not shop lifting.
V: Did we pay for those almonds?…
me: (Speechless and smiling)
V: (looking quite proud) …Mmm hmm. Thought so.
me: You’re a risk taking rebel, Violet.
V: You! You’ve corrupted me!
m: Straight to hell… now we both shall go. Isn’t that cute, Violet?! Won’t that be fun?