One of my favorite neighbors lives two doors down. He’s a fabulously frumpy and usually mostly grumpy old man with a heart of gold. I’ve written about him before, just after we had our first and one of my favorite quick conversations of all time. He has a little terrier named Lily that he walks with every day for several hours. They’ll leave sometime late morning and if I catch them walking by my house we’ll come up with some quick and amusing banter and then off they’ll go until late afternoon at least. Raymond loves Lily. He’s said more than a few times, “Yep, this little gal’s my best friend, I guess.”
Any time I catch him on the start or end of his walk he’ll tell me one of three stories about Lily that I have heard somewhere between 10 and 50 times already. I’m not sure if he realizes he keeps telling the same stories or if he even cares. I listen, quickly realizing which of the three it’s going to be and laugh where I did the first time. As the story unfolds I say, “oh wow” exactly where I should and where I did the first time I heard it, and eventually end with some sort of closer like, “Well, at least you’ll never need an exterminator” just like I do each time I hear it.
A few weeks ago I noticed him walk by without the dog. I opened my front door and asked, “Hey, Raymond, where’s Lily?” He stopped walking and sort of shouted, “Who?”
“Your dog, Lily.” I said.
“He looked away and at the ground and said, “Oh her. Eagle got her last weekend. She’s gone.”
This was not one of the three stories I had ever heard and if I had heard correctly it seemed an unbelievable one. “What?!” I yelped. “What do you mean an eagle got her?”
Raymond, still looking at the ground, said, “Yep. Was up in the mountains with her, like we do. Let her off the leash, like I do, and she never came back. I seen that eagle before. I know that’s what got her. So, Lily’s gone.”
All I could say was “wow” and “I’m so, so sorry, Raymond.”
He finally looked up at me and said, “Ya well, there’s a little puppy in Olympia I already picked out. Still suckling so I gotta wait a few more weeks. Same breed. Only difference is she’s got two black eyes.” (Lily had a big black spot over her left eye.)
“Well, that’s great. What are you going to name her?” I asked.
Raymond thought a minute. “Think I’ll name her the same. Call her Lily.”
I’m not going to lie, I thought this was a bit strange, but the whole story was strange and the poor guy just lost his little best friend to a huge bird so I immediately replied, “Well, that sounds like a great idea.”
He started to walk his long walk alone and I went back inside and on with my day.
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Tonight, a few weeks after that conversation, I ran into Raymond again. He patted The Seal and told me the same two stories he always does about labs (one is about how great their shit is for growing flowers) and I asked, “So, when is the new pup coming home?”
Raymond smiled big and said, “Two weeks.”
I told him he needed to bring her by as soon as she showed up and asked if he was still going to name her Lily. He said, “Well, everyone wants to name her Jazz.” I replied that I thought that sounded like a great name.
He responded, “Ya well, I like Lily best.”
“Well, Raymond, it’s your dog, name her what you want.” I said.
Raymond nodded his head back and forth, “Well, there’s another person involved with this new dog and her name.” (I assumed correctly that he was talking about his ex wife.)
I asked, “Does this other person with a say happen to be a woman?”
He smiled and nodded.
“Well then” I said, “Good luck with your new dog, Jazz.”

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June 9, 2010 at 5:48 am
Blazer
What a great story (well, aside from an eagle swooping down and carrying Lily off). I am glad that Raymond will have Jazz in his life soon and glad that he has you to patiently listen to the old stories over and over. Good neighbors are hard to fine you are both lucky to have each other.
P.S. Does this mean you are back?
June 9, 2010 at 11:51 am
Roxy
Thank you – that last line has me grinning big. I agree with Blazer – a great story. Thanks for sharing.
June 9, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Kyle
oh damn, you are such a good storyteller, that was awesome. Although the part about Lily getting plucked up by an eagle is very sad.
Welcome back.
June 10, 2010 at 8:44 am
greg
I feel all warm and happy right now (aside from the whole Lily being torn to bits by a bird part. Although, since we don’t really know what the bird did to Lily, maybe we can imagine them living together happily in some nest in a beautiful hillside. Yes, that works for me).
Like Kyle said, you are such a talented storyteller. I loved this one.
June 10, 2010 at 1:11 pm
ash-a-frash
great story! and i like greg’s idea about lily and the eagle living happily ever after. haha
it sounds like you’ve had some interesting interactions recently. anyways, glad to have you back online!
June 11, 2010 at 10:00 am
JMc
Sweet story, thanks.
June 11, 2010 at 7:13 pm
mikey
missed you. sad about lily. glad that Jazz will have a great dad and a separate identity. keep us posted.
June 14, 2010 at 5:27 am
Amber
Man I’ve missed reading your blog (been offline a while myself for a bit) and I’ve just done a catchup read. You always make my day that bit better
Don’t go away again, please!
June 16, 2010 at 8:53 am
e
What a good neighbor you are.
June 26, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Shary
I loved this blog. Someone shared it on my Google reader and you write wonderfully.
I’m sad about Lily. I’ll keep up and see what happens to Sir Raymond and his Jazz.