The Lezzy’s are over. (Finally!) I was a finalist in two categories and still can’t figure out how that was rigged. I didn’t take the cake in either but really? Of course not. Did you see the real blogs that I was up against? Finding out I was in the final few made me feel like that little shrimpy guy that makes the cut because my dad is the business sponsor for the team uniforms or something. Only he’s not. And don’t get me wrong, I’ll take it and I ran with it. But, like I said, it was a bit surprising to be in the company of the Lezzy contenders and winners. And a big congratulations to all of them. They are all lezzy-worthy and I am flattered to have been in their company by any means.
Ok, so, good for the winners, ya ya, blah, blah. Happy happy, they deserve it, moving on… Here’s the important part: THANK YOU. Ya, you. Everyone from that one lost fellow looking for hot naked pictures of Jennifer Beals that got directed here accidentally to the “blazerwest folk,” of my blog, which is just my own blog-code-name for all of you that keep showing up here, day after day. Because when you do my day gets better and when you don’t I wonder and maybe after a while, I might even worry (and then I find your twitter account and tweet you a personal tweet to make sure you’re ok and you always are and then I’m like, right, ok then, this is awkward, see you around.) You all know who you are.
My life is my life and I could write about it or not, but I keep doing so here because y’all are good company and fun to hang out with. So, here’s to you. Here’s to us. Thanks for voting and clearly all of you will all need to come up with twice as many false email accounts next year and vote a whole lot more. Until then, mush mush, love love, you know I adore you (minus the creepy guy here for naked pictures of Jennifer Beals) now get over yourself, this is about me.
Happy Friday-eve, everyone! Happy Cherday!
This is one of my favorite Cher songs to just get up and dance around to like a fool, and I’ve been saving it. And right now it’s perfect, and just for you…
(there is a 7 second delay, be patient… it’s worth it.)


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March 4, 2010 at 7:06 am
Blazer
First today, yippee. Dude, I am registering extra email addresses as we speak. All about campaign 2011. Keep writing. Oh and great Cher Day offering!
March 4, 2010 at 7:43 am
e
My pets all now have gmail accounts in order to prepare for next year!
Great, super great, Bob Mackie clad Cher goodness! Dancing fairies, pretend elephants, buff gay men, every hair color ever sported by her fabulousness ~ wow, that video has it all!
You are still a super lezzy winner in my book, jj.
March 4, 2010 at 11:23 am
jessejames
It is a fabulous video, isn’t it? You know, I mean, I’m sure you do, that I take my tie finding just the right video for just the right song. I figured having to wait seven seconds for her to start singing would weed out the impatient, and that the folks willing to wait for the best would.
Also, where were all of your pets accounts last week!? Oh well. Thanks for the regular visits and the support, e. It is much appreciated.
March 4, 2010 at 8:18 am
Amber
Hehehe building on the pet ideas, I’ll name and register each of my 8 chickens and both my cats with email addresses so they can vote next year!
but I think the Seal provokes a little bias in me. She’s too beautiful.
I think you should have won
March 4, 2010 at 11:11 am
Vikki
Last year was the first time I was a finalist and I referred to myself as the bride’s drunk cousin that somehow got invited to the wedding. This year I benefitted from two blogging juggernauts splitting the vote. So, this year you might feel like the sponsor’s shrimpy kid but next year you just might be a non-shrimpy Lezzy! Well done you and I look forward to hanging out on your blog.
March 4, 2010 at 11:19 am
Holden
You deserved to be up there with the best, well done
March 4, 2010 at 11:42 am
Scintillectual
Oh, I can so utterly relate! After less than a year of blogging, I found myself flanked by Sugarbutch Chronicles and Sexuality Happens. How in the world does a little ‘ol anonymous femme writer like me go up against two superstars? I had a vision of winning but all for naught and if it weren’t for the, as you put it, Blazerwests (please, so giving props there, because without her daily support I’m not sure I’d keep on doing it) of my life i wouldn’t have been up there to begin with. It was fun while it lasted, but glad the pressures off and I can go back to my naughty little stories. Meanwhile, I’m a rapidly becoming a rabid fan and yes, I did vote for you each and every day. Sigh…
March 4, 2010 at 12:03 pm
alphafemme
I couldn’t BELIEVE that you didn’t win in at least one of those categories. FOR REALZ! But, well, it’s just an award, and you already know how much we all were cheering for you! And voting out of 187483 email accounts, natch.
March 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm
JMc
You are a winner in my book. Yes, In the Book of Jen, you are in the ‘Winners’ chapter. [now I have a bunch of half jokes about the 'Losers' chapter.... but none of them are really playing out. I am a little off my game today.]
I think I only voted once too. Now I feel personally responsible.
March 4, 2010 at 2:32 pm
jessejames
Now I know who to blame! At least I had a full belly and a little buzz before I found out that I was a LOSER, thanks to an evening with you, you who only voted for me once.
March 5, 2010 at 6:43 am
JMc
Note how I never mentioned it over beer and dinner. Ha! Sneaky me! Next time the votes will flow as freely as the homebrew.
March 5, 2010 at 6:04 am
greg
BOOOOOOOO!!! ::sniffle, sniffle:: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I demand a recount!