Well folks, clearly you have time on your hands. Enough time to read the folly happenings of my life and then still, even more time to nominate this little blog for a Lezzy Award over at The Lesbian Lifestyle. So, first off, THANK YOU. Very, really, truly, thank you, thank you. Getting nominated for a Lezzy Award was quite flattering. Finding out that I am a finalist for the “humor” and “personal” categories has me jumping up and down.
I’ll attempt to keep this one short(er than usual), just in case y’all have work to do, it is Monday after all. The point to this entire post is to thank you for taking the time to stop by here, and also for taking the time to nominate this little blog and… oh shoot… hmm, there was one more thing… now, what was it?
Oh, right! VOTE!
Once again, the rules are as follows:
1. You can vote every day! Clearly y’all are fierce voting machines, so, keep it up!
2. I must continue to remain an active lesbian for the duration of the competition. With Violet out of town having lesbian sex is out. So, I will have to improvise my lesbianism. How about this: I promise to watch one episode of the L Word for every five Golden Girls (ugh.) I will also make plans to hang out with other lesbians in lesbian establishments and talk about lesbian stuff (i.e. Old Navy sales, Rachel Maddow, the newest Sugarbutch post, Lilith Fair, etc.) I will also put an Indigo Girls album and an Ani Difranco album on my ipod to offset the abundance of Cher. (If I come up with other ways to be lesbian-like, I will let you know. Feel free to offer suggestions.)
3. Voting closes on March 1st. So, until then, vote!
So! Once again, ladies and gentlemen, and every beautiful representation, possibility, perversion, invention, diversion, rebellion, infusion, expression, combination there of, if you would please, click the pink box to make it happen! (yes indeed, that’s what she said.)



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February 22, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Blazer
This is going to be a long couple of weeks.
February 22, 2010 at 12:46 pm
jessejames
You love it! I know you do.
February 22, 2010 at 1:07 pm
alphafemme
though Cher is pretty gay, too.
February 22, 2010 at 1:15 pm
a.
Possible additional ways to be lesbian-like:
Wear Carhartts/carpenter jeans and do stuff with tools (whether buying them, using them to fix shit, or just sitting around with your buddies discussing them).
Watch and discuss women’s sports. The WNBA is out of season, but conveniently there’s the Olympics, complete with hockey, and an openly queer Dutch woman who recently won a speed skating gold medal.
Oh, and the music idea was good, but don’t forget Tegan and Sara and Melissa Ferrick.
Would suggest cats but the Seal might not be down…
February 22, 2010 at 1:28 pm
jesse james
I’m wearing Carharts right now! I’m a lesbian! Just posted a picture to Twitter for you. Great suggestions!
February 22, 2010 at 2:26 pm
JMc
Interesting, those Carharts look like they have actually seen some use… nice touch!
February 22, 2010 at 8:06 pm
fg (for now)
flannel shirts! you know you have them, you’re in the right place
February 23, 2010 at 3:23 am
kalisisrising
Congrats! It is well deserved.
February 23, 2010 at 7:44 am
e
Yay jesse james! Ok, I was going to suggest the Carhartts and flannel shirts, but since they’ve been suggested I’ll go with the Doc Martens. How about taking the bus somewhere and offering your seat to an oldster (or a pretty femme)? Don’t forget to discuss the heteronormative paradigm.
You’ve got plenty of lesbo cred, jj. And plenty of devotees. Like me!
February 23, 2010 at 11:36 am
dykeevolution
Congrats, JLJJ! You deserve it!
March 4, 2010 at 6:38 am
it’s over, for good, until next year. « just like jesse james
[...] The Lezzy’s are over. (Finally!) I was a finalist in two categories and still can’t figure out how that was rigged. I didn’t take the cake in either but really? Of course not. Did you see the real blogs that I was up against? Finding out I was in the final few made me feel like that little shrimpy guy that makes the cut because my dad is the business sponsor for the team uniforms or something. Only he’s not. And don’t get me wrong, I’ll take it and I ran with it. But, like I said, it was a bit surprising to be in the company of the Lezzy contenders and winners. And a big congratulations to all of them. They are all lezzy-worthy and I am flattered to have been in their company by any means. [...]