Ok ok ok, I have been tagged, several times for several reasons and thus far have not participated. With NO offense to anyone who has ever tagged me I have decided to do this one, partly because I adore Lady Brett, despite her hesitations with dogs (come on Lady Brett, who in the world wants to poop outside when it’s raining?!?) and partly because I feel like I have the time… and I am flattered of course, to have been a piece of the net she would have a drink with.
So, ten honest things (off the top of my head and all quick like):
1. I am terrified of snakes. Not like really scared of them, like debilitating fear. The only two times I have ever fainted in my life both involved snakes.
2. I’m gay. JUST KIDDING. I mean, I am gay but that is not my real answer for #2. I was in a serious relationship with a girl for the first time at the age of 15. We dated for 4 years. I was 17 the first time I came out to anyone. The first person I came out to was my girlfriend.
3. Both of parents grew up in Hawaii. Don’t be confused, I am white as snow but have a pretty strong Hawaiian influence in my life. While most kids were probably adding spoon fulls of sugar to their cornflakes I was sprinkling it on poi with toast (which is pretty gross, no matter how much sugar you add). I also knew how to say humuhumunukunukua’pua’a (the Hawaiian state fish) before I could spell my own name or recite the pledge of allegiance.
4. I am left-handed.
5. When I was 4 I severed a tendon in my middle finger on my left hand. The surgeon took a tendon out of my middle toe on my right foot and put it in my hand. Works pretty well and I have some awesome scars that you just can’t get anymore. The foot part has never been an issue until just recently spraining my ankle.
6. I think Sarah Palin is awful… and hot. (AAAAH!!! I said it! I said it!!!… AAAAAAAAAAH!!!)
7. I have reoccurring dreams: about being bitten by a snake right on the scar on my left hand, that I am a jaguar that can run faster than a motherf*&^#er, that I can fly, that I am an incredibly amazing world class rollerblader, that I have long girly hair (which always freaks me out), that I am smoking a cigarette (which i have sworn I will NEVER EVER do again… ever), that I get stung by a bee and nothing bad happens, that I am making out with Alanis Morissette (her mouth has always scared me in a good way).
8. Three of my favorite things to do: skinny dipping, making people laugh when they are trying not to, kissing Violet (aw… whatever… but seriously.)
9. In high school I almost didn’t graduate due to one silly little missing P.E. class credit. This forced me to take a weight training class for 3 hours a day the first half of my senior year. I hated it. For two of the hours it was just me and the instructor. When the ridiculous class was finally over I took that standardized test thing and tested out as “in excellent condition for an 18 year old male”. I could bench press 5 pounds over my own weight, could do one-handed pull ups AND one-handed push ups and could climb a two story rope in seconds (like spiderman! Rock.)
10. I usually have a song stuck in my head. A lot of the time it’s not a real song but a song I’ve made up and can’t stop repeating for a while (these days it is usually about the Seal.) When there is no song stuck in my head I will catch myself singing “Dude Looks Like A Lady“
Tada! Finished. Aaaaaaah. Feels good. I am not going to tag folks but if you stumble upon this and feel inspired to share yourself with the internets, by all means…

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September 29, 2009 at 6:08 am
sinclair
you’re fired for #6.
and I think that second part of #8 you probably perfected because of me. how many years in the early part of our friendship did I spend trying not to laugh at your ridiculousness?
also please please please PLEASE post a video or an mp3 of you singing one of your songs about Seal.
September 29, 2009 at 11:24 am
jessejames
Do not EVEN think I am ok with #6! It has haunted me, let me tell you. And although it was painful to admit, I do feel a little lighter today. Violet is quite disgusted but she’ll get over it. (right?) And I bet at least one other person has read that and doesn’t feel so alone anymore with their dirty little secret. Or that is total bullshit I’m telling myself to cope
And you were the best practice ever on getting someone who is trying OH SO hard not to laugh laughing. So cute, that determined little smirk of yours. I always got you though.
September 29, 2009 at 7:05 am
greg
“I have some awesome scars that you just can’t get anymore” – yes yes, I’m laughing but you’re totally right. Scars were tougher back in the day.
#6 – My gf feels the same way about her and I just don’t see it. I try, I really do.
September 29, 2009 at 8:46 am
leo maccool
hurray! lefties of the world untie!
September 29, 2009 at 8:52 am
ladybrettashley
aww, *blush*
#6 is terrifying. but i won’t judge you since you just said nice things about me
also, i am so with you about #10! as a kid, i couldn’t sleep in my parent’s bedroom because their fan was wonky and i would make up songs and phrases in my head to its irritating rhythm. also, i totally have a dog song (and dance – but it’s a very low-key dance; he’s a very low-key dog, excepting squirrels).
September 29, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Blazer
Hello, my name is Blazer and I am a #6. (11 more steps to go.)
September 29, 2009 at 1:43 pm
jesse james
Blazer to the rescue! I knew it! Should we form a support group or pass out metals of bravery for admitting it out loud? You rock. Thanks for risking your integrity with me.
September 29, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Blazer
Okay, I must clarify! She’s hot until she opens her mouth.
Oh come on people, she looks just like Tina Fey…I just saying….
September 30, 2009 at 8:30 am
e
That’s the thing, she looks like Tina Fey! Just transfer your admiration to Tina and voila! No shame!
September 30, 2009 at 8:40 am
em
Let #6 stand as a testament to your commitment to honesty. My feet are doing the ickydance but you rock hard.
That snake biting your scar dream sounds like a vision to me. Oh and somewhere I read that being terrified of an animal is a sign that it’s energy is important to you.
November 4, 2009 at 9:03 am
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