Last weekend Violet, the Seal, a good friend and I went for a lovely hike in the woods. It was a perfect day, perfect temperature and with perfect company.
I have wanted to learn/do parkour for some time, which I have practiced a bit and to which Violet very much disapproves. Our agreement to date is that if and when I have really good insurance I can do “this parkour thing”. I do not have really great insurance as of now and therefor have not done any parkouring… except for that one little moment at the bottom of the hike.
There was this big slanted bolder thing about 100 feet from the trail head and on the way up my brain was screaming “Run up that thing like spider-man! Do it do it do it!!” But I didn’t. Because I, like oh so many, am presently uninsured (different post!).
On the way down from the hike, as we passed that perfectly steep and slanted bolder again and maybe for the last time in my whole entire life my brain was screaming, “Now! Now! Now! Go! Go! Go!” and all of a sudden I was running and crawling up this huge steep bolder thing like a fucking superhero! I stood at the top, grandly bowing at the applause going wild in my head. Our friend was totally impressed and I am not sure what Violet would say now, but I saw that look, at the time I’m pretty sure she thought it was cool.
Our friend tried a few times but wasn’t quite getting it so I decided to climb down and show her how-its-done.
I got to the last bit of the rock that I could actually stand on and took a bit of a jump down. I landed… oh so totally unparkourly… and landed myself a very serious ankle injury. For the last few days I have been calling it a sprain but as I still can’t walk I am starting to wonder/worry a bit that something might be broken (the insurance should come through any day now! *insecure laugh with fingers crossed*).
Violet has bit her tongue and has been nothing but a sexy sweet angel nurse who has been so incredibly caring and kind to her now mostly useless, fleeting-moment-now-turned-ex superhero partner.
All of this is to say I have been spending a lot of time on the couch staring at books, magazines, blogs and youtube. So, besides knowing everything there is to know about African elephants (seriously, ask me anything) my favorite find so far is this short little video. I can’t stop watching it.
If there was a 100% guarantee that I would have this kid exactly I would happily sit on this couch for another 9 months. And seriously, I am a convert at this point- take Violet’s advice on this one – “No insurance, well then, don’t act dumb… you can’t afford it.”

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August 13, 2009 at 5:37 am
greg
I just watched parkour video and nearly had a heart attack – wtf??!! I was scared just watching that. But I am impressed that you would even attempt it and I really hope that ankle heals quickly.
Kassie rocks!
August 13, 2009 at 10:39 am
jessejames
Oh greg! I didn’t mean for this post to reinforce Violet’s view on this whole parkour business. She just read you comment and said, “That’s right! I’ve always liked that green eyed girl… and her clothes.”
And Kassie is the coolest kid, right?! I have a feeling my kid would be a little like that anyway, sans that perfect new jersey accent and without the ease that the mother had in correcting the language. I think if karma has anything to do with your child’s personality and I told my kid that “ass” was a bad word she’d light a cigarette and tell me to shove it.
August 13, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Blazer
I hope the ankle is better soon. Dude, isn’t there a County hospital or clinic you can go to? If it’s broken you don’t want it to start healing without it being set properly.
August 13, 2009 at 12:47 pm
greg
Thanks Violet!
August 13, 2009 at 1:26 pm
e
I heart Kassie! Go little one, go! Git them monsters! Something about that video reminds me of… Syd.
And, sorry, but yes, I’ll agree with Violet on this ~ no insurance, don’t go risking life and limb. Although, I would have thought differently when I was younger.
Hope your ankle is healing!
August 14, 2009 at 11:07 am
leo
whoa spider jesse! very impressive, i’d never even heard of parkour. looks like it takes some mad core strength. but, um, maybe work on that gentle-landing thing a bit more? hope it turns out to be a sprain & that you feel better soon.
August 16, 2009 at 3:28 pm
mikey
hey boo ~ i’m real sorry to hear about that ankle….
August 16, 2009 at 5:45 pm
freedomgirl
i can’t chime in on the femme consensus. i sprained *both* ankles AT ONCE pretending to be odette (swan lake) and was on crutches for weeks. the thing is, crutches don’t help much when you can’t put weight on either ankle.
however, the caveat is that i was 11 years old. i haven’t done such a thing in a long time…
hope you feel better soon! and that it’s not broken.
August 16, 2009 at 6:09 pm
ladybrettashley
dude, parkour is insane. or, insanely awesome, in a (new) james bond manner.
hope your ankle heals properly!
August 30, 2009 at 4:47 pm
G
How’s the ankle healing up? I am someone who can’t pass up that opportunity to do something cool, and it’s usually not until afterward (when I’ve sustained the injury) that I reconsider. At least you have a sexy nurse to attend to you … that has to take some of the pain away.