(a recent phone call with my brother)

brother: Dude, I’m so excited! My vacation starts this Friday.

me: Ah, well, it is long over due. What are you gonna do?

brother: I think I’ll drive the ‘Stang all the way down the 101 to the Mexican boarder.

me: Oh, that’ll be a beautiful drive. But, what are you going to do when you get there?

brother: Um, turn left, I guess.